Spoked B's Final Flight
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Good morning and...aw, screw it...who am I kidding? The remaining two passengers left after those snot-nosed kids from Pittsburgh decided to ransack the plane yesterday (especially that horse-toothed kid who did a real number up in first class). At this point, I'm just talking to myself which, frankly, is just fine since my co-pilot hasn't stopped drinking since St. Patrick's Day. Currently he's passed out on the floor muttering nasty things about Montreal and New York.
I'm sad to say that we're not going to make our final destination as we appear to have run out of gas. The bottle of Koba Stew has turned out to be a complete dud (there was an audible POOF and a puff of smoke when we opened it, but the bottle wound up being empty) and our co-pilot wound up drinking the last of the Bochenski Brew. Plus, with damage to our wings we've had difficulty making it off the ground the last five times out.
So we're heading back to Boston on whatever fumes are remaining in the tanks. On a positive note, after decades of budget cuts, we finally have more money to spend on upgrades to the plane so hopefully this time next year we'll have this plane purring like it was 1972 all over again. Thanks again for flying Spoked B Airlines.
(where's my coffee? whaddya mean that horse-toothed kid knocked over the cart??)
(bing)
Good morning and...aw, screw it...who am I kidding? The remaining two passengers left after those snot-nosed kids from Pittsburgh decided to ransack the plane yesterday (especially that horse-toothed kid who did a real number up in first class). At this point, I'm just talking to myself which, frankly, is just fine since my co-pilot hasn't stopped drinking since St. Patrick's Day. Currently he's passed out on the floor muttering nasty things about Montreal and New York.
I'm sad to say that we're not going to make our final destination as we appear to have run out of gas. The bottle of Koba Stew has turned out to be a complete dud (there was an audible POOF and a puff of smoke when we opened it, but the bottle wound up being empty) and our co-pilot wound up drinking the last of the Bochenski Brew. Plus, with damage to our wings we've had difficulty making it off the ground the last five times out.
So we're heading back to Boston on whatever fumes are remaining in the tanks. On a positive note, after decades of budget cuts, we finally have more money to spend on upgrades to the plane so hopefully this time next year we'll have this plane purring like it was 1972 all over again. Thanks again for flying Spoked B Airlines.
(where's my coffee? whaddya mean that horse-toothed kid knocked over the cart??)
(bing)
Labels: Playoffs
posted by Doobie at Monday, March 26, 2007
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Doobie - I agree with you - Boston will NOT make the post season!
They're probably going to be mathematically eliminated by the end of this week. Even if they won all remaining seven games, they'd have 88 points. Right now, there's a logjam of team with 84 points fighting for the #8 spot. It's just not going to happen.
doobie: you are funny dude! We need it...
its been over since january ;(
Yeah, but now it's really, REALLY over. And when they get mathematically eliminated this week, then it'll be really, really, REALLY over.
I figure once they are mathematically eliminated they will go on a winning streak to end out the season.
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