It's time to start talking trash

You know what? It's getting pretty dull being a Bruins fan. Sure it's been years since the team's been a legitimate force, but that shouldn't stop us from aggravating our opponents (and their fans) and trying to light some fires under snoozing rivalries. I mean, that's what rivalries are for, right? The B's came close to being downright nasty with the Leafs a couple of weeks back, but just soon as the hit on Chara came, it ended. Just when you thought there was going to be retaliation a mere three days later, nothing happened.

That being said, no one should say that us here at GotG are lax in the jeering department, so let me lead a series of insults against everyone's favorite rival, Les Habs. And since schoolyard taunts are still my favorite, let me recommend a few nicknames for their players.

Saku Koivu = Sack O' Shit
Guillaume Latendresse = Guillaume Latex Dress
Radek Bonk = Radek Bust
David Aebischer = David Have-a-chair
Janne Niinimaa = Janne Enigma Enema (thanks Jocelynn!)

These are just a few off the top of my head. Feel free to chime in, especially if you've got funnier ones. The more vicious and juvenile, the better. Hell, if we're lucky and we've got enough clout, we can get people to start yelling these during games.